hello cunt

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

worldofthecutestcuties:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

h0odrich:

'hey whats up?'

'your time talking to me' 

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tarcaryen:

destroy this new idea that a woman can’t be strong if she cries over a man she’s lost. destroy the idea that you have to be cold and emotionally detached in order to be a strong woman

gnarly:

how your face feels after the dentist

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everyoneisdeadnow:

if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again

crabparty:

my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

tetraghostfan:

*wakes up* what the fuck